brainy-gremlin-official:

miss-wizard:

telltaletypist:

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

dykefagsupreme:

angelicguy:

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says you’re right

bone-free-as-the-wind:

All hail Volcano Snail

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

memewhore:

I’m obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

fyanimaldiversity:

Albino harbor seal (Phoca vitulina)

@ René Pop

ot3:

superior architectural genius Egg built himself a blanket fort and spent more of the day in it

lekhajhoka:

it’s just me and my gay fanfics against the world

taxidermychrist:

taxidermychrist:

who up sexualising the grotesque

who up being repulsed by the conventional